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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:12 pm 
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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSs7DfhkptI

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:24 pm 
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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:28 pm 
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lol Ive seen this before. As Ive explained, it seems like hes more than drunk. From watching people do ether, thats what it seems like hes on.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:52 pm 
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Awesome. Saw it before as well, but TRULY impressed with his dedication to get another beer!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:56 pm 
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ive seen a guy like this.

He was on 2 bottles of rum some vodka and like 3 diffrent pills(E), and i think some xanax and tabs im not sure about those 2 though i remember him saying he was on the alchohol and E though.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:16 pm 
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ColeLT1 wrote:
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Yes. It got so hilarious towards the end. Nice find lmao.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:17 am 
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woahh man..
i kinda feel like i act like that when im rolling lol.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:54 am 
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Woah thats how I was when I took 9 shots of vodka. I remember being unable to stand up. It was bad.

Wonder where this guy woke up, or if he ever did wake up...


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Woah thats how I was when I injected myself with 9 needles of heroin. I remember being beat up by the cop.It was bad.

I wonder if this guy drank more beer, or if he got any at all...





























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Lets get down to brass tax, how much for the ape?


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Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear

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Cornholio wrote:
blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:40 pm 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-y8Sd3l ... re=related

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too bad those types of cameras don't record sound


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:32 pm 
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fuckinwyatt wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-y8Sd3l96c&feature=related

Lol, Wyatt. That sound is fake.

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:48 pm 
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Wyatt did you actually think that was real sound for it? I doubt someone in his condition would talk bout jesus so much.


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