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 Post subject: Wild fuckin weekend
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:34 pm 
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Alright, so it goes like this:

First, it's me, a 2008 Jetta, a can of Mountain Dew: Game Fuel, and a Bullet for My Valentine CD on the way down to Warped Tour in Mass. How do you think that went? I swear to god, I wanted to pull pit maneuver left and right, but I held back. Crazy fuckin drive.

Next, Warped Tour at 6 in the morning. Run to the Vans tent, score some free shit. Next, the music. Jump into the pit. Get thrown on top of the crowd a couple of times. Jump like a motherfucker in the crowd.

Then, the drive back. It's me, a 2008 Jetta, the 95 interstate from Mass to NH to Maine, a bottle of Game Fuel, and some more Bullet. Oh, and a Hyundai Accent. And one hot chick. We fuckin raced over 100 miles up the highway doing between 80 and 100 the entire fucking way. We never got caught, obviously. Seriously, I think I'm in love. I've never seen a woman driver so reckless, or so adept at driving. Not just driving, but highway racing. I know it was fucking idiotic, and we could have killed a lot of people, but it was probably one of the best experiences I've ever had. I almost considered following her to her exit, to see if I could get her to pull into a food station and meet her. I thought it might be a little creepy if she wasn't as open-minded as me though, and she might just want to go home. Still, I thought it would have been amazing to get to know this girl.

Blue Hyundai Accent. Maine license plate. Hot, cute, blonde. Reckless. Skilled. Angry, but I like that. Seemed lacking in sense of humour, but that can be changed. She always responded to my thumbs up with a middle finger. Also, she didn't seem too thrilled when I flashed her. Still, I like them feisty. ;)

Anyway, that's been the past three days for me (including today.)

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wait, so you still see this girl? i kinda got lost. BFMV FTW.

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Yeah, Ace. Sense. You're making none.

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No. She kept going up the highway after I took my exit.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:13 pm 
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She always responded to my thumbs up with a middle finger


Sounds like true love.

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First time I read one of your post and got confused lol

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:26 pm 
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I don't really understand how my post is confusing...

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Yeah, Ace. Sense. You're making none.



Im confused where did ace say ne thing? lol

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:04 pm 
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Right. So, I drive a Jetta. The girl was driving an Accent. We were racing up the highway. I guess that it was sort of unclear, but then again, it was written correctly.

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i understood it.. but thats awesome man.


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Nice nice.
Sounds like you had fun.
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Who won?

Oh wait she did right kuz she kept driving on.


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haha i got that all the way. That's pretty hott dude. You shouldn't have let that go. I would have gone after that bro! Hahah! :D

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:13 pm 
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live in maine? shit i was down there too haha. no cops are ever on 95 hahaah. sweet story though. I was racing a girl in a mustang once. i waved to her then sadly realized my dad was in the passenger seat b/c hes the one that owns the car....total fail.

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Yeah, it was friggin' awesome.

Depends on how you look at the race. I beat her to the toll booth (which I'll call the half way point) and through it. I also spent about 10 minutes of highway time without her in sight behind me after that. She never once lost me, however. I mean, yeah, she kept going, but I had to get home. Depends on how you look at it. If you count how much time either of us spent up front, however, then it was I.

Oh yeah, plus I give myself extra points for flashing her. Now, if she had...

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Come to think of it, every time I've driven to New York on i-95 I've never seen any cops either..

should probably take advantage of that..

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