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What is a penis? Please explain.

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Google it....

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Google it....


What is Google? :?

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Scratch that last statement, Wikipedia it.

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

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Does a 1 legged duck swim in a circle?


No. The rotational cup in the hip allows the duck to change the angle at which it pushes it's singular leg, therefore allowing an alternative method of steering. Granted, this makes the duck exert more effort.

The duck would be better off with both legs...

Lesson of the day: Don't go cutting off the legs of a duck. That's just cruel.

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If a tree falls in the Amazon Rainforest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


You should read this thread before asking the same question someone already asked and answered.


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sorry. I guess i missed it somewhere.

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Bassinator wrote:
If a tree falls in the Amazon Rainforest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


Yes. It does.

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Why doesn't the Apple company release an iPhone 32GB?

Also, does this look real?

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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real as in photoshopped?

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I got quite a few questions :P


--Or what happened to the Holy Grail?
--Where the heck does that one sock go???
--Why is it always just one sock?
--Why do I never find the missing sock until I throw the remaining one -away?
--What was it like in Hitler's bunker just before the end? And who were the witnesses to his marriage to Eva Braun? (Also, did he really have messed up genitals?)
--Who was Jack the Ripper, and would he have been caught if today's forensic technology was available back then?
--What the heck happened to DB Cooper?
--What is it that makes those giant footprints in the Pacific Northwest which are attributed to Bigfoot?
--If Hitler had had the brains to listen to his advisors, and not started a second front, would he have won the war?
--Is sexuality and sexual preference a matter of nature or nurture, or both?
--Why all the secrecy about Area 51 when it can be clearly seen with Google Earth? It's not exactly a secret anymore, is it.
--What went through Capt. EJ Smith's mind when he realized the Titanic was going to sink?
--Just how long has HIV been floating around in human populations? I know they found blood that had it in it from a sample taken in the 50s--how many people died of it before it was recognized as a real threat in the 80s?

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[Y.A.]RoMoDaNn wrote:
I got quite a few questions :P


--Or what happened to the Holy Grail?
--Where the heck does that one sock go???
--Why is it always just one sock?
--Why do I never find the missing sock until I throw the remaining one -away?
--What was it like in Hitler's bunker just before the end? And who were the witnesses to his marriage to Eva Braun? (Also, did he really have messed up genitals?)
--Who was Jack the Ripper, and would he have been caught if today's forensic technology was available back then?
--What the heck happened to DB Cooper?
--What is it that makes those giant footprints in the Pacific Northwest which are attributed to Bigfoot?
--If Hitler had had the brains to listen to his advisors, and not started a second front, would he have won the war?
--Is sexuality and sexual preference a matter of nature or nurture, or both?
--Why all the secrecy about Area 51 when it can be clearly seen with Google Earth? It's not exactly a secret anymore, is it.
--What went through Capt. EJ Smith's mind when he realized the Titanic was going to sink?
--Just how long has HIV been floating around in human populations? I know they found blood that had it in it from a sample taken in the 50s--how many people died of it before it was recognized as a real threat in the 80s?


Who cares!

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hahaha good one.. but who doesn't care?? :P

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[Y.A.]RoMoDaNn wrote:
I got quite a few questions :P


--Or what happened to the Holy Grail?
--Where the heck does that one sock go???
--Why is it always just one sock?
--Why do I never find the missing sock until I throw the remaining one -away?
--What was it like in Hitler's bunker just before the end? And who were the witnesses to his marriage to Eva Braun? (Also, did he really have messed up genitals?)
--Who was Jack the Ripper, and would he have been caught if today's forensic technology was available back then?
--What the heck happened to DB Cooper?
--What is it that makes those giant footprints in the Pacific Northwest which are attributed to Bigfoot?
--If Hitler had had the brains to listen to his advisors, and not started a second front, would he have won the war?
--Is sexuality and sexual preference a matter of nature or nurture, or both?
--Why all the secrecy about Area 51 when it can be clearly seen with Google Earth? It's not exactly a secret anymore, is it.
--What went through Capt. EJ Smith's mind when he realized the Titanic was going to sink?
--Just how long has HIV been floating around in human populations? I know they found blood that had it in it from a sample taken in the 50s--how many people died of it before it was recognized as a real threat in the 80s?


While normally I would entertain all of these, I find that your mass post is unappealing. So, being the mastermind that I am, I have decided to reply with a post of my own that is equally unappealing.

The answer to all of your questions sums up in this:

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