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wonderbread2
 Post subject: Spiderman?!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:13 pm 
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090324/o ... en_offbeat

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Awwww. Sounds cute.

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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heh i dont think that would coax me... if anything, that would scare me more. hahaha

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

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"My fireman rushed back to the fire station and took out his Spider-Man costume..."

who has a spiderman costume? in his workplace?
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it said he has it there for reading a story to kids or something,

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oh well i didnt read the last sentence.
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so u read the whole thing but not the ending? smarT :P

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You all are stupid...
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He said the fireman keeps the costume at work to liven up school fire drills.

The last effing sentence and you all miss it

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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<3 you too Zombie

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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i wish they did that at my school

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like reading Shakespeare is a bad thing ill bet most of you have only readed a book that was for school

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^^^ Guys wearing spiderman suits and convincing u not to jump?

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lol. depends if the guy can carry us since were older than that young boy :lol:

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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I would have dressed as superman and convinced him to jump. That would have been epic.

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He wouldn't know to jump or to go with spiderman.

I would have yelled " He can't even fly, jump you fool!"

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