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Bob Da Banana

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:28 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:00 pm
Posts: 740

Mr.orange wrote:

im no superman wrote:

Am I allowed to butter wonders bread?

No.

But you can make some shitty Orange juice to go with the un-buttered bread.

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ACE wrote:

You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:

Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:

ColeLT1 wrote:

alejandro_flo wrote:

Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?

Because the country is called the United States of America...

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies.

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"

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The Wonderguy

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:36 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:17 am
Posts: 776
Location: The closest thing to Canada in the US

Why are you Bob the banana?

Your more like Bob the plantain if you know what I mean. :wink:

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chunky3

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:36 am

Splakking Spree

Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:44 pm
Posts: 1625
Location: Falls Church

whos this wonderguy guy?

Hes more like a wonderWOMEN

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The Wonderguy

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:38 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:17 am
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Location: The closest thing to Canada in the US

chunky3 wrote:

whos this wonderguy guy?

Hes more like a wonderWOMEN

^Hey! Thats a no no!

If I wanted any lip from you, I'd take off your pants.

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chunky3

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:38 am

Splakking Spree

Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:44 pm
Posts: 1625
Location: Falls Church

Atleast i dont wear size 12 pants for WOMEN

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:[Fried Rice]:Headshot_95

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:40 am

Pwn Noobies, GG

Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:30 am
Posts: 185
Location: Australia, NSW

^

ur fat

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chunky3

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:44 am

Splakking Spree

Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:44 pm
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Location: Falls Church

You have lame jokes!

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The Wonderguy

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:45 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

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Location: The closest thing to Canada in the US

:[Fried Rice]:Headshot_95 wrote:

^

ur fat

^Wurd

We should call chunky "Boxer Buster" from now on cause that picture.

And not cause of that ity bitty excuse for a penis.

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Element

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:27 am

1337 Hooker

Joined: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:16 pm
Posts: 2085

ur a ho^

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Awesome X wrote:

this is gonna be awkward if he ever gets in splak.

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The Wonderguy

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:34 am

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:17 am
Posts: 776
Location: The closest thing to Canada in the US

A damn good one :wink:

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wonderbread2

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:10 pm

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:53 pm
Posts: 1079
Location: Up North where the POLAR Bears ARE

^^^ Don't let this be you!

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P@pi ChUl0

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:08 pm

Splakking Spree

Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:32 pm
Posts: 1441
Location: New York

Wow...

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Stonedar420 wrote:

Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"

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Element

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:41 pm

1337 Hooker

Joined: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:16 pm
Posts: 2085

a girl^
nuff said

(j/k)

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Awesome X wrote:

this is gonna be awkward if he ever gets in splak.

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Bob Da Banana

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:44 pm

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:00 pm
Posts: 740

You're a towel!

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ACE wrote:

You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:

Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:

ColeLT1 wrote:

alejandro_flo wrote:

Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?

Because the country is called the United States of America...

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies.

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"

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The Wonderguy

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:12 pm

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:17 am
Posts: 776
Location: The closest thing to Canada in the US

Yup, this post if offically dead now.

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