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Stonedar420
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ACE wrote:
:lol: ur a towel....

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You cum on towels. BURN


So he cums on you then?

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Bob Da Banana
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Theres no proof that im a towel. So, there for meaning, Ace doesnt cum on me. He cums on towels. And the Burn was referring to the insult that was clearly lame. But, so is this post so who cares?! :D

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You can thank the lag to PORN

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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Pffft... well you gotta cum on something. I know I wouldn't want crusty spots on my carpet.

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Bob Da Banana
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Wraith wrote:
Pffft... well you gotta cum on something. I know I wouldn't want crusty spots on my carpet.

Amen bro. Amen.

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
Image Image Image

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi
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wow you guys are so retarded but that reminded me fo what my history teacher said:

He was talking about Vietnam and how North Vietnam was coming into South Vietnam, and starting saying like "they came in the cup" and other examples or w.e.... it was so retarded and weird.....

THe class started laughing and hes like "You are dirty!!!!" I was thinking of garbage..."

or something

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Bob Da Banana
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^^ Who comes in a cup?! Besides Ace... He savors every drop! :mrgreen:

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
ColeLT1 wrote:
alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
Image Image Image

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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Wraith
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bwhahahah ouchy..... I was scratching my nose and my finger went into my eye really hard. :oops:

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Banana.. it takes a burger to know a burger, you damn man burger lol

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hahahahaha anyway.......loollllipop

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Bob Da Banana wrote:
^^ Who comes in a cup?! Besides Ace... He savors every drop! :mrgreen:


you probably never have donated sperm.. but you usually cum in a cup. Ive never donated. Cant because they dont like "lazy swimmers".

But I'll tell you one thing... didnt stop me from planting my seed w/ Jr. :wink:

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hahahahaha
stork.
they didnt like 'lazy swimmers"
lawl :lol:

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Bob Da Banana
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We need to make a song. Everyone here! CUM UP WITH SOME LYRICS! :D No really. Song writing time! Cum in a cup... hmmm how can we even make a song off of that!? Gawd...

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
Image Image Image

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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and in the music video you can wear a cup costume Bob..

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