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lol Mav. That question was easy. Maybe cuz I use a keyboard a lot.

Here is another question I forgot to post:

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In Tuskegee, Oklahoma you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
lol Mav. That question was easy. Maybe cuz I use a keyboard a lot.

Here is another question I forgot to post:

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In Tuskegee, Oklahoma you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


This one I haven't heard.

Possibly because there isn't a man with a wooden leg there?

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I believe that the Act of 1889 made it illegal for photographers to take pictures because of the long hours it took to take the picture. This act would later on be nullified with the People's Act of 1921.

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Nah.

Try reading it again. I got confused at first but then I read it again and it made sense.

The answer is: You need a camera.

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I believe that the Act of 1889 made it illegal for photographers to take pictures because of the long hours it took to take the picture. This act would later on be nullified with the People's Act of 1921.


hahah wtf?

Nice answer but wrong.

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ahh,

I see now.

Because taking pictures with wooden legs instead of cameras makes no sense.

I see what you did there.

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I feel dumber.

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At least you know it.
My teacher said that if a person that knows he is dumb is smart -
"I am smart because I know I am dumb"

My history teacher is so confusing....

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i hate history and i hate it when people think it should be required to learn, but i love today, hell yeah, they passed the 10 point grading scale!! woototototototo1@!@# too bad my GPA last year will remain a 2.4, pretty fricken gayyy

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I like my history teacher. Our class doesn't just read from a book. Everyday we are given a question and we have to go around the room (asking peeps) trying to find the best answer.

Like today the question was:

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January 1st is not the first day of the year. What is? Explain:



Yea....weird ass question, but its funny trying to figure it out.

Only gay thing about the class so far is we have to have a folder that doesnt have rings but the other kind that holds the paper, and we have to have Cornell note style papers which is a bitch to make if you need a lot of 'em.

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Thats not the first day WTF?????


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So much can be learned from history...what a rather foolish thing to say.


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i never said it doesn't teach much, i just said i don't see why it should be required to learn....with all honesty wtf could i possibly do with knowledge of George Washington if i was in a construction company? nothing, sure it's nice to know about the place your livin at history, but don't make it a damn requirement to learn for an advanced diploma

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