ok dun dun dun *Que star wars music* On a Server close , close ,close.
________________ The adventures of lightbulb and me!_______
???WTF Jelly???
(before you read know that lightbulb is my bestest freind no harm intented)
One day afterschool i Caleb(lightbulb) decided to go to my favorite bestes best server in the world SPLAK ( woohoo ) . BUT today would be different. i started off in the server as my normal name *lightbulb luvs the applesax* until suddenly my phone rang i answered and it was VMAN (weird how did he get my number?) anways i was turned into weird jellylike gewwy stuff and i spawned in Terrorist spawn on DUST 2 . at first i was like " WTF" but for some reason it appeared in the bottom left corner of my vision. and whenever i talked next to my text was the name " LightbulbITRON". so inspired by my new cool name i decided to mentally think of the big giant B key on my keyboard. and bam i saw a bunch of guns and #'s i picked the shiny silver pistol and ran to B tunnels. When i looked at my hand it was all weird and Terrorist like. i was so scared that i started yelling to everyone that I was the REAL LIGHTBULB but they didnt believe me. I guess my personality on the server is much of a how do you say R-Tard? no no no this isn't me. well i decided to hide out the rounds and started singing I will survive - CS version
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMuzEhuYeGk *
well then my coolest friend ever told me a joke about cannibals in the forest and apples , berries , and pineapples and i laughed so hard that i thought i was back in real life when i stopped crying from the laughter.
AND THEN!!!!!!! i woke up and my little sister Brianna was slapping me.
I was like " GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I TURN ON MY HAX " !!!!!!!! and she ran off with her dollies. but then as i got up off the floor i saw a shinny thing in the corner. I picked it up and there it was. A REAL DEAGLE!!!!!
i was shocked and did not know what do do until i heard the phone ring and it was VMAN saying that he would get rid of his gell-let-in (spelling?) CZ program i said woohoo.
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this was made for my good friend Cursed (i can say you name right =) )