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.:Tons of Toys:.

i saw lightbulb at walmart yesterday. i walked over to say hi to him but he kept running away. After hours of straining to catch him and say hi he finally ran down the little kids isle. he froze in place while staring at the new batman action figure. suddenly he looked so small in the big isle of toys. i ran over to him and said hi but he was unresponsive. he just kept staring at the little batman figurine. Suddenly i decided to smack lightbulb in the face. He woke up and so did all the TOYS!!!! i said " RUUUUUNNNNNNNN " so we ran as far as we could but the toys were always in sight behind us. The toys were slowly gaining on us . This is when lightbulb said " FOLLOW MEEEE!!!!" so there we went running through Walmart being followed by Tons of toys.
Finally lightbulb turned into the Hunting section and smashed the weapons case glass with his face. i said " WOW that must have hurt" and lightbulb said "ive been practicing ". So lightbulb grabbed the 12 gauge shotgun and i grabbed the new shiny deagle and a glock. We suited up with other various items such as a knife and body armor. Now just when all things started to look good we forgot that the guns in the cases don't come with bullets. When we got back behind the counter we could see the toys just 30ft from us running at us. I told lightbulb to run out there and stall them. I started to load ammo inside my pistols and i grabbed a few shotgun shells. When all of a sudden i hear lightbulb yell " YAH EAT THAT BATMAN EAT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i look up and see all the toys had all there limbs cut off and all the heads were piled in the middle. i looked on in awe as lighbulb stood over the over sized batman figurine (about 4 feet tall) cutting it into pieces. After our victory we went home and got on Condition zero with all of our friends. just as if nothing had happened at
all.

The End
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You Phail. I couldn't even finish reading the story.

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.:Splak|Cornholio / Administrator



"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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lol =) Wow was down

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i finished the story, and it was stupid, how the hell did lightbulb stall them, lightbulb would totally have at least a little glass in his face too, wtf seriously lol

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"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

dont hate congradulate

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i lawl'd

i think this story was lol party in my pants funny
and i wanted that batman figure sooo bad too

i have to say that none of that ever happened
cough cough wink cough winky witty wink wink

YEah JUDGES YA

oh and cursed is the avatar really that big man lol

for an avatar? that's friggin Godzilla lol

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"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

i know how much everyone loved this story so ill make another sometime in the future =)

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that...was...GOD!!>!.!>.1!!1

haha what made you even want to write that

Big yay for Wally World. I got the morale of the story. Walmart is awesome... because they sell both guns and toys, high five X!

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ok well 1stly i wrote the story because i had to go to walmart to buy some cherry Garcia ice cream. and because lightbulb is like WTF awesome ( ye kno wat i meen...? ) and cuz walmart is teh %$#^ but idk i need an idea for a location to the sequel. (lay down some ideas ploxors)

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you and lb get pulled into cz