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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



These really got me thinking.

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JoHnNy PaJaMaS

lol i like that moon one

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my favorite

"Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? "

Can you cry under water?
yea


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? IMO they need to hold public office.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? the give a penny take a penny tray

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Ghosts don't wear pants

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? have you ever seen a circle box?

What disease did cured ham actually have? wikipedia?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? rhetorical

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? I was gonna put they look good sleeping but then that would lead to omg you lieks babaies.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Unless everyone is deaf, then it would be a pointing.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? you go in a theater and sit on your couch?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? to feel like a cloud

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. That's how they like it.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? If you think of them as underwear it hurts your brain less

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Toasters are dicks

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? I don't care, but someone else may

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? yes

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? He will as soon as he bangs mary anne and ginger.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Radioactive waste.

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? It's all in the chase

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? dead ababies, but keep it on the DL

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? yup

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yup

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? yuping spree

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? that's a stretch

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? You have bad breath.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because that would end the series

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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Hah, i sigged Awesome at

Toasters are dicks.

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JoHnNy PaJaMaS

toasters are dicks.

Check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vkq6C0ndic

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.:Splak|Cornholio / Administrator



"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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hahaha corn, that video is the truth too

Owned.

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