bob wrote:
They are going to come to your house and knock on your door. If your mom answers it... it will engulf her.
Damned black holes.
Then one time, I believe it was July- no wait, August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout. And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things and raisin oatmeal. and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty." Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" It said, "how about just two-fitty?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
His true face is now shown.... Damn it woman, why did you give it tree-fitty.?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151219/ 9goes what chris said, for the noobies that dont know)
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