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If we die and there is a god, who cares, your fucking dead. Also, Shoving our faces in it will make god feel disappointed, after all, he did planted the evidence against him lol

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Didn't we already talk about this?

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we renew this topic once every 1-2 months lol

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"history repeats it's self" ur watching a re-run mav, and rubbing it in your face is a joking way and i'd be way excited, so i bet God would smile and you would be like :o omg! God, can i have THE fastest computer ever!!!???!!?!?! and that's Y2K? heard about that on family guy lol, if i saw an asteroid coming down though on 2012, i would so pay alot of money for mcdonalds and try and die from eating that, right then and there

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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun. Then, if any crazy motherfuckers try to pull some shit because they think the apocalypse is coming, I'll plant one in each head. Fuck yeah. Self-defense for the win.

But if things do go sour(eg, asteroid), I'm gonna jump off a cliff and see how many times I can backflip before I hit the ground. Fuck yeah.

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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun. Then, if any crazy motherfuckers try to pull some shit because they think the apocalypse is coming, I'll plant one in each head. Fuck yeah. Self-defense for the win.

But if things do go sour(eg, asteroid), I'm gonna jump off a cliff and see how many times I can backflip before I hit the ground. Fuck yeah.


true that or ima sneak on a spaceship and fly that mother fucker outta here


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then starve to death or die from lack of oxygen... nice.

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Those are just minor details...

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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun.


The way we're going, the right to bear arms will be gone before then... :(


so...no protection from the zombies...

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Homemade ones, duh

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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun.


The way we're going, the right to bear arms will be gone before then... :(


As much as all these bullshit gun control laws are going, I can guarantee that there will be war in the streets if our 2nd Amendment is pulled. I'd be up all in it - I won't allow my safety from mutated zombies be taken away from me.

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bob wrote:
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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun.


The way we're going, the right to bear arms will be gone before then... :(


so...no protection from the zombies...


we can just nuke em all


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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun.


The way we're going, the right to bear arms will be gone before then... :(


so...no protection from the zombies...


we can just nuke em all


one theory of 2012 is that we will end up killing ourselves in a nuclear war

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Dude, 2012, I'm buying a gun.


The way we're going, the right to bear arms will be gone before then... :(


As much as all these bullshit gun control laws are going, I can guarantee that there will be war in the streets if our 2nd Amendment is pulled. I'd be up all in it - I won't allow my safety from mutated zombies be taken away from me.


So I'll buy one illegally? Either way, I'll have a gun. No jokes, friends. No jokes. Not even making funnies right now. Honest.

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