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I got a snake ma'n.
One time, I fed it some beer ma'n.
It was slithering this way and that.
It was all... FUCKED UP.








I have a huge fucking BOANER RIGHT NOW.

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| .:Splak|PePTo |
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I never said the Arabs don't hate the world for the creation of Israel. I actually said they were pissed "Obviously the Arabs were pissed...".

also, it is important to note that Ahmadinejad has no official powers over the armed forces and foreign or domestic affairs. That power is held solely by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. It is also important to note that if Iran were to nuke Israel, many things would happen. For one, the UN would probably step in and make sure Iran goes to complete hell. That is after Israel fires back with some of the nukes that the US has given them. Sure it would be a disaster but is anyone really crazy enough to send one nuke over to Israel while they know their whole country would go completely down the drain? That would probably be right up there with Castro and the Cuban missile crisis. And can we really take a guy, Ahmadinejad, serious when he thinks that the Holocaust was a myth? I dont.

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Makeshift Patriot

All right stop.

Collaborate and listen.

Ice is back with my brand new invention.

Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

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poor puppy

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Plant The Bomb O.o

i ahve to agree mostly with everything chris has said. And them iddle east is not the only place dealing with extremest, the russian army since the 90's has been in chechnya fighting chechan rebels(who also head over to iraq every so often to fight us troops). These guy don't want anything but to exterminate our very way of life, they don't want to convert us, to them we are an infestation of allahs paradise, they don't give a shit if were nice or understanding to them. They think its gods will for them to do this.

LOL PeP, nice tries on lightening up the mood.

bob

I am very open minded and infact have been to the United States numerous amounts of times. When it is facing national issues, it (the country and leaders) seem to be clear headed and like minded. However, say thins it appears to be the exact opposite when it come to International issues.

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.:Skeet|`GoDz* AsSaSiN

From now on I'm only reading pepto's posts.

They don't make my head hurt.

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Word to your mother

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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about time to lock this post

the video got removed from youtube anyways.

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Makeshift Patriot

it's BEEN removed since like the first page or something (for me) FYI

do some more jokes pepto, that one was good at first i thought it would be a sexual one though

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"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

per request...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

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| .:Splak|PePTo |
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How do you know a blondes been at a computer??

















Theres whiteout on the screen!
oh snap. Im so good.

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.:Skeet|`GoDz* AsSaSiN

That one was good. Tops mine

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| .:Splak|PePTo |
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I figure this topic is dead, then.

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