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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:25 pm 
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Well, the story keeps on popping up.

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27574

We all play counterstrike, Why are we not doing mass massacres?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:42 pm 
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ATTn all sociopaths. Next time you think about killing everyone, kill that guy.


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Lol yea, great motive. Next school shooter's motive "Jack Thompson made me do this"

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

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Dang, with all the "practice" and "rehearsing" I do... :roll:

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Lol yea, great motive. Next school shooter's motive "Jack Thompson made me do this"


Perfect!


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really? practice? i'll tell you what right now. i dont need a game to help me practice how i'd kill people. he could have used drawings or layouts that he burned up so they wouldn't know it was pre-meditated. and how does a mouse and a keyboard give you practice for real life?

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"On these simulators.. called 'video games'..."

Hahahaha; this guy uses runons like fucking crazy. listen to how long the sentences are before and after he "loses his train of thought".

I would to if I used grammar that badly. He was trying too hard to sound smart imo.

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PePTo wrote:
He was trying too hard to sound smart imo.


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how does a mouse and a keyboard give you practice for real life?


Pepto

Yea see the way he stuttered ? One key point that hes making up facts.

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Keyboard to the head ?

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You obviously never saw that "german kid freaking out" video.

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My cousin goes to school there, but she went skieing this weekend. :shock:


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wow, games training you how to do this? my ass, in a game carrying a gun an running around you could go all day but in real life carrying a 7-15 lb weapon an sprinting you'd get worn out pretty fast, and shooting a real gun is nothing liek a game, you gotta deal with the weight, the recoil, and you can't reload in 2 seconds everytime like in games.

Games can't train you for anything, it can give you an idea what somethings like.....you don't see some nerdy kid who owns at sport video games getting drafted into the MLB, HNL, NBA, NFL etc


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in real life carrying a 7-15 lb weapon an sprinting you'd get worn out pretty fast


That one's easy. Just switch to your knife till you're ready to pull back out your gun.

Duh.

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You run faster with knife, everyone knows that. psh.

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PePTo wrote:
Combine wrote:
in real life carrying a 7-15 lb weapon an sprinting you'd get worn out pretty fast


That one's easy. Just switch to your knife till you're ready to pull back out your gun.

Duh.


hahah thats a fact son


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Why haven't we banned shoes yet? How many innocent people have been kicked to death by them. Chairs too, how many times have you seen a chair being slammed on another innocent human being?? &Let's not forget School's and Universities - they've only proven themselves to be only places of mass murder.


Jack Thomson is a moron.

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