cursed sasuke wrote:
i'd cry if i was getting analy raped and couldn't do anything about it

Don't just bend over and take it? That's not how a real man reacts to these kinds of situations! Get in the game! Crack open a nice cold VAULT and chug it down! That'll give ya the kick ya need!
Now get out there and start AWPin some newbies! Sure, you're gonna suck more than a two-cent whore at first, but you'll get where you need to be! The thrill of the kill will get you into gear! Soon, you'll be the Big Dog in the Pound, and you won't take anal rape from anyone! Everyone will bend down to you...
So get yourself a VAULT, and get to work!!!
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Awesome X wrote:
It's kinda like fight club. First rule about recruitment, don't talk about recruitment. 2nd rule is do NOT talk about recruitment.
Reaper wrote:
PAIL 2 DA MAX!
