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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:55 am 
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Its a game review site. This guy is hilarious.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... unctuation


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:39 am 
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What is its purpose :S ?

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this guy is good...def worth listening to even just a few of his reviews LOL

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He is a game reviewer orange. He plays a game and shits his opinion down your neck. The difference I see from most reviewers is this guys shit.... tastes good? :shock: Anyways check out the halo3 one, he nailed it.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:52 am 
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well we all know that hes gonna force his opinion down are throats, but thats the funny part. You can't really take this guy too serious or you can but wont get much from it.

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Yeah, his reports have been on digg for the past year or so, he is a good reviewer.

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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funny stuff. Also good, seein as how most people who dont praise halo 3 bend over for HL2. Portal really is good enough for a flawless review though, anyone who disagrees is poo.


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LAWL i watched the mass effect one

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the GH3 one is funny.
"im not gay!!" lol

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ahah "and master cheif has this friend whos basically the black guy from predeter"

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Dont u mean master chef?

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Trac47 wrote:
Dont u mean master chef?


Don't you mean master chief?

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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Nah, in the review for Halo 3 he calls him "Master Chef"

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this guy is aight. he doesnt talk that fast though. i totally understood every word he said.

and btw, halo 3 does rule.

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