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Kevin
 Post subject: yo momma jokes
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 6:36 pm 
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wow bass...

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Understandable Kevin

Bass he just said no joking about it wtf are you doing

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I've never made a crack about your mom.

Huh, crack... Crack as in Kevin is my favorite crackwhore! ily! Dude, i'll personally tie whoever makes a yo momma joke to a cellar wall and force them to eat a banana. :mrgreen:

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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stop diggin deeper bob lmao.

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Damn Bob, that pelvic thrusting icon of yours never gets tired lol.

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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Anyone Can diss my mom, i realized what i have said is stupid.

Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: you don't allow ppl to diss you
Kevin | Mr. Moose: But i do?
Kevin | Mr. Moose: Don't i?
Kevin | Mr. Moose: You diss me all the time
Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: Look it's like
Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: You enetered the pub etc
Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: set up rules
Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: entered*
Kevin | Mr. Moose: mhmm
Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: and want US to follow them
Smokin' Zombie #Splak + ring: you see?
Kevin | Mr. Moose: true

So Shoot away my Friends.

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-Michael Irvin 2007 Hall Of Fame enshrinement speech



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P@pi ChUl0 wrote:
Damn Bob, that pelvic thrusting icon of yours never gets tired lol.


I swear he stopped once. He looked at me. He grinned, and continued. :shock:

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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Bob Da Banana wrote:
P@pi ChUl0 wrote:
Damn Bob, that pelvic thrusting icon of yours never gets tired lol.


I swear he stopped once. He looked at me. He grinned, and continued. :shock:
No, that was actually your dog

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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?? I don't have a dog.

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
ColeLT1 wrote:
alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
Image Image Image

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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