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 Post subject: Food for thought...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:52 pm 
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So, this has been eattin at me all day...

I've got a couple of lesbo friends, and I was thinkin.

If a girl is trying to "attract" other ladies, then should they wear dude-liquid-smell-good?
Or lady-smell-good.

Hmmm, drink that in...

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this has been eatin me for a while....where the hell have you been?

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^ Amen... :shock:

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I think I saw this shit in this stupid ass show (Manswers). It said the smell of other girls attract other girls. So eh.

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well, if they're into butch ladies(?), then they're prob into dude smells, but if they're attracted to non-butch girls, and they like the femininity, then they probably like girly scents.


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this has been eatin me for a while....where the hell have you been?


He played in the server today. I was shocked to see him. WB Wonder.

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You have lesbo friends and you haven't tried to get with them?

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You have lesbo friends and you haven't tried to get with them?


Why do you think they're lesbian in the first place?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Got 'em!

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You have lesbo friends and you haven't tried to get with them?


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 Post subject: Re: Food for thought...
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The Wonderguy wrote:
I've got a couple of lesbo friends



why dont you ask them??

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Mav wrote:
You have lesbo friends and you haven't tried to get with them?


Why do you think they're lesbian in the first place?



they might for it.

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they should wear guys cologne and turn into cross dressers to really attract the lesbian ladies...

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blakwidow wrote:
brick wrote:
Mav wrote:
You have lesbo friends and you haven't tried to get with them?


Why do you think they're lesbian in the first place?



they might for it.




I may be really tired an just can't read properly but... What the hell does this mean?

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 Post subject: Re: Food for thought...
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Vulture wrote:
The Wonderguy wrote:
I've got a couple of lesbo friends



why dont you ask them??


hes trying to attract ladies himself so its a cover up :D jk


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