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Congrats Pepto,

First of all, sweet name!

Glad ya'll (means you all for non-texas ppl) are doing good.
By the time he can crawl he will being pwning Dis in the face

Have fun while he is still under your control

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Ex-Splak Stealth

alright kody we arent retarded LOL

ya'll (means you all for non-texas ppl) hahaaha

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Makeshift Patriot

hell I'm Egyptian and I know what it means, not like its a code that needed to be cracked but thanks for the valuable education!

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Thanks again everyone for the comments
Everything's going great, getting more and more sleep every night. I got to stop in and say hey to people today in the pub and had a blast. I can't express how relaxing it is to hang out with you guys.

But I feel like now that I am experiencing this, I have the ability to give some good advice. So listen up all you little horndogs out there:

Use birth control. I know 3 different fathers my age that either didn't plan on a kiddo, or had a kid with a mother that they didn't love or ended up not being compatable with. Don't make that mistake. If you're going to have kids one day, make sure it's at a time in your life that you're able to care for him or her, with a person that you have lived with and have proven compatability with. If you don't, the experience of having a kid will not be what it's supposed to be. It's indescribable how great it is to hold a child that "came from my balls" as some would say (LOL), and it's better than I could ever have imagined. But I've seen what people who do not have what my wife and I have go through when they have a kid that they probably shouldn't have. Take these words seriously. Live your life how you want to live it, but always remember that it only takes one little dude to slip past the goalie.

Enough of my ranting for now. I'm sure I'll have lots of fatherly advise in the future for you all to look forward to

Kiddos' crying again. See you in the pub soon

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| .:Splak|PePTo |
Co-Leader

GRATZZZ

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.:Splak|ACE

Derrick comedy anyone?

"Why do you have so many daughters?!"

"Okay, everyone, listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. CONDOMS FEEL WEIRD!"

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

Congrats !

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson-

I havn't said "Congrats!!1" yet..
Oh, here it goes..

CONGRATS!!1

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.:Splak|Zombie
[Splak Server Administrator]

Congratulations Pepto!!!

It must be really amazing to be a dad. Good luck with Keagen!

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JoHnNy PaJaMaS

Congratulations! Sweet birthday too.


I've played hockey for 10 years and I still have all my teeth, and only 1 broken bone (which happened recently and my only injury ever in my 10 years of hockey).

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.:Splak|Crazy Monkey
RED TANK!!!!!!!
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse." and "i helped my friend jack off a horse."