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 Post subject: Screw cats, buy a dog!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:43 am 
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Another reason why dogs are safer pets than cats.

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Looool.
This is gunna be my excuse for watching porn as well.

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lol that's so stupid, why do people do that

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Looool.
This is gunna be my excuse for watching child porn as well.


you sick fuck :shock:

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A Griffin would go with such an excuse

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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Hmm, my kitten does jump on my laptop and press buttons but that's stupid. He's never pressed more then 7 or 8 keys. hahaha fail.

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

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I have a pet monkey that uses my internet all the time. I had to raise the parental settings though because he was looking at too much child porn. imma have to revoke his computer privileges though cause he smeared poo all over the keyboard. :?

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