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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:22 pm 
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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:33 pm 
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lol "Laptop is almost indestructible unless dropped or kicked"

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so fuckin hard to type on that

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Lol, I saw this on iJ, pretty weird

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It remains to be seen if it will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work, not just dicking around.

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Cornholio wrote:
blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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lol "To conserve energy use, the screen goes black every 4 seconds"

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Mac FTW!!!

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lol saw this on youtube.

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lol the sudoku killer

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that's bass's and ace's new mac in the future lol

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who would actually pay for it though.... Can type an email in 4 mins or WHEEL it in 45 mins.... 4 < 45 in my book. ohh and "you can do anything, its just a few DOZENS wheels away." gay......


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i hope you know it's a joke

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lawl...the onion is a fake news site superman.

its making fun of the mac book air nubs =P a shitty comp that i would never buy anyway.


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