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Author:  Sunblader [ Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:16 pm ]
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There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him-you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Author:  FretsonFire00 [ Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:59 pm ]
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lawler cannon

Author:  Gdogg [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:15 am ]
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hahaha

Author:  Johnny"God"Pa [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:46 pm ]
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ahahaha pwnt

Author:  cursed sasuke [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:09 pm ]
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LOL

Author:  bassplayinimrod [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:16 pm ]
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waffle copter

Author:  Xjudges [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:00 pm ]
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Whats a pineapple?

Author:  Combine [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:56 pm ]
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^ please tell me your joking

Author:  Sunblader [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:04 pm ]
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^ lol

Author:  FretsonFire00 [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:45 pm ]
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are u for reall? are you from like a foreign island? You REALLY dont know what a pineapple is? WOW :shock: :shock:

Author:  Stonedar420 [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:17 pm ]
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dont pineapples grow on tropical islands? lol

Author:  Mr.orange [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:15 pm ]
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dude....a pineapple is the house that spongebob lives in.

Author:  Gdogg [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:21 pm ]
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^ best description ever

Author:  Sunblader [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:36 pm ]
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^ word

Author:  ColeLT1 [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:01 pm ]
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