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Sunblader

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:16 pm

Pwn Noobies, GG

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There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him-you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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FretsonFire00

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:59 pm

Pwn Noobies, GG

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lawler cannon

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jSAVAGE: I FUCKEN MAADE IT ALIVE
jSAVAGE: I CANY SEE
jSAVAGE: SUCK MY COCKS
jSAVAGE: I cant lever 2

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Gdogg

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:15 am

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Location: Arizona

hahaha

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Johnny"God"Pa

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:46 pm

OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111

Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:59 pm
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Location: New York City, New York

ahahaha pwnt

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cursed sasuke

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:09 pm

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Location: Virginia

LOL

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bassplayinimrod

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:16 pm

Splakking Spree

Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:32 pm
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Location: Alexandria, VA

waffle copter

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Xjudges

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:00 pm

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Location: Under your bed (i watch you when you think noone is looking)

Whats a pineapple?

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Combine

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:56 pm

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Location: Raleigh, NC

^ please tell me your joking

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Sunblader

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:04 pm

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^ lol

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FretsonFire00

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:45 pm

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are u for reall? are you from like a foreign island? You REALLY dont know what a pineapple is? WOW :shock:

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jSAVAGE: FUCK MAN AM KEEP ON DIE
jSAVAGE: I WAS SCAED
jSAVAGE: I FUCKEN MAADE IT ALIVE
jSAVAGE: I CANY SEE
jSAVAGE: SUCK MY COCKS
jSAVAGE: I cant lever 2

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Stonedar420

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:17 pm

Splakking Spree

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:49 pm
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Location: Kingsville, Tx

dont pineapples grow on tropical islands? lol

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Mr.orange

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:15 pm

Splakking Spree

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Location: An igloo, clubbing cute innocent baby seals

dude....a pineapple is the house that spongebob lives in.

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Gdogg

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:21 pm

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Location: Arizona

^ best description ever

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Sunblader

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:36 pm

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^ word

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ColeLT1

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:01 pm

Mega Chuck Norris

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.

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