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 Post subject: Pepto has been caught!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:37 pm 
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http://gizmodo.com/5050532/ambulance-worker-tries-to-cook-a-prawn-on-a-dying-mans-chin-using-a-defibrillator

tsk tsk pepto.

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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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Serolf Divad wrote:
But how's the prawn doing?

Git Em SteveDave loves... wrote:
@Serolf Divad: He was laid to rest in a delicious garlic butter sauce

zimstyles wrote:
I'd say it was probably a shocking experience for the prawn...

zenpoet wrote:
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: memorial services are being held in my lower intestine.

Haha, that made me laugh

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:03 pm 
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wow, that pisses me off, i mean, i see that you're trying to make this funny, but i just can't get a smile out of this :\

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