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 Post subject: Chuck Norris Facts
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:39 pm 
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Lawl, I was bored and had watched a Bruce Lee movie there he and Chuck Norris fought.
Googled Chuck Norris after the movie and found this site :D

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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Ohh god Barrens chat!!!

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chuck norris once swallowed 4 turtles whole.. he then later took a shit and out popped the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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lawl.

never seen that before. good find.

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my brother called you a retard.
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err i met chuck norris.. like 2-3 times lol. pretty funny in a way ;P
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they were going to name a bridge after chuck norris, but they soon stopped after they realized no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

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haha i typed in google chuck norris and when you click the first link this pops up^

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wtf is wrong with your resolution
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teh windwoz 988818181!!!!1 111

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its just like that becuase when i went into ms paint i stretched out the screenshot. my resolution is awesome =]

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Dont stretch it out O.o

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