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so i guess u were capt. obvious then huh? :P

and godz, that would be awesome! i'd tell u who to assassinate, and if u were turned into a zombie, u would have the honor of being assassinated by me! :D lol jk deity ftw

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For guns I couldn't choose Sniper. I would be on top of house and towers sniping zombies.

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Overall- Z+


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i don't think you guys realize how many people are in American cities. It would be almost impossible to survive, unless your just a fucking god.
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500,000 Million in the U.S. in total?

Let's do an equation:

Let y be the number of bullets, z is your fatigue, and x is the amount of days your alive.

So...

y((2x)+2z^-.(22/7))^2 = 500,000 Million Dead

# of weapons / fatigue multiplied by pi in consideration of the circumference and surface area of your foot vs. floor / to the power of two because of the chances of your survival, which are low (this ensures that the lowest probability of your survival is input).

So, implement the powers to the equation, and then factor out the 4. Divide both sides by 4 and then combine like terms. Afterwards, subtract z^2-22/7 from both sides of the equation. Then divide both sides of the equation by 2y, and take the square root of both sides of the equation. Lastly, simplify.

y((2x)+2z^-(22/7))^2=500,000 Million Dead

2y(x^2)+z^2-(22/7)=125000

2yx^2-22/7+z^2=125000

2yx^2=875022/7-z^2

x^2=((875022/7)-z^2)/2y

x=SQUARE ROOT OF ((875022/7)-z^2/2y

x=SQUARE ROOT OF ((2(875022/7)-z^2)/y)/2


So no, not really - with a little bit of practice it's quite simple really.

Not kidding about the math either, check it if you want.

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i know right? i got a Z+ on a internet flash game so of course i can handle a zombie apocalypse with way more than half of the population are zombehs


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as long as i was able to have my handy boomstick around, i could suffice.

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If theres to many people in America, come to England. It could be the next Shaun of the Dead, I mean American zombies dont know how to fly a plane right?!

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Travolta maybe but not anybody else... :lol:



No, my bad and also Criss Angel, HE CAN DO EVERYTHING! ZOMG!



He rocks :D

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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cornholio wrote:
For guns I couldn't choose Sniper. I would be on top of house and towers sniping zombies.


Like Resident Evil 2? :D

I'm all in for that...

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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It just said Reaper you FUCKING OWN SO HARD and your very good looking to me....why do all games do this to me?


Funny, checking back on the what answers were correct - you'd probably score fairly lowly for saying this.


Thats not what it told me.

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From what Im seeing, none of us have any emotions.


Emotions suck Haha this is Fraud of a test

I still winzors :P 8)

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only survival guide you need is the zombie survival guide<ownage book,and evil dead :D

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hahah duude. Sniping is just a waste of time..
Im in Canada, yay for cold, they'd porabaly drown in the snow.

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yea, they dont breath. So... drowning isnt an option...


your still screwed.

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