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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:24 am 
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lawl storm i wanna see beckkham do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGF4dxNym80

Gl Beckham....

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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just a diving header, not too impressive.

I would have been more impressed w/ a dutchman(in the air sideways bicycle kick) or something, because it takes a TON more concentration than just running into a ball with your head.

not saying its necessarily easy, but its alot harder to do alot of other stuff.

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ok then how about this one bob ^^

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ChUfSJVC0o

suck on that one ^^

ps. look on the last reply on the first page ^^

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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Honestly, I enjoy 1v1's more than goals. Dont get me wrong, scorin is great, but watching the best of the best make some pro defender fall on his ass, thats priceless. Also, watching players like beckenbauer work an entire team is something else.


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even more impressive is this:


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1732645

now THAT is good aerial ball control.

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this is for .:splak|$torm. actually i have seen a lot of goals from half field. i've even scored a few half field goals. one was a header and one was a kick. and i've seen a full field goal scored by my country's goalkeeper. he scored a goal kick. didn't even bounce from when he kicked it till it hit the net. it went right under the top bar. and soccer (fotbal) is the best sport ever. How many of u know Gherorghe Hagi? or anything about him?

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even more impressive is this:


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1732645

now THAT is good aerial ball control.


Chris knows good ball control when he sees it, weather it be aerial balls, or balls hitting his head... he loves the balls.

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hahaaha

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What do you call balls on the wall?
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What do you call balls on the wall?
walnuts

What do you call balls in a chest?
chestnuts

What do you call balls on your chin?
my dick in your mouth


fuck i thought for sure it was chinuts.


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lol wtf where do u come up with this stuff? :lol:

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