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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:22 pm 
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not as good as jizz in my pants, but still kinda funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&

i fucked a mermaid

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hahah

that was sexy

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that song is sick

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:lol:

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I frikkin' loved the beat..

I wanna fuck a mermaid too :(

Just not this one..
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In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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i lol'd.


but only because that was about as deep as most of the rap songs out there...

and that makes me sad.

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Suspicious Smokin' Zombie wrote:
I frikkin' loved the beat..

I wanna fuck a mermaid too :(

Just not this one..
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that's from one piece lol (no i don't watch it, but i used to a couple years back)

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wow.....



*speechless*





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Hip-Hop has just been murdered



lol,where have you been the last 20 years :lol:

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Mr.orange wrote:
krankster wrote:
Hip-Hop has just been murdered



lol,where have you been the last 20 years :lol:


that's why i listen to old school ;]


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krankster wrote:
Mr.orange wrote:
krankster wrote:
Hip-Hop has just been murdered



lol,where have you been the last 20 years :lol:


that's why i listen to old school ;]

Same, rappers delight is and amazing song, but after that, every other rap song was lame. :mrgreen:

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actually not as bad as most other rap songs

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I like it, so much that I downloaded it to my iPod.

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good stuff


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