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HAHAH they would burn to death here in vegas when its summer time. If zombies do attack us i hope they are slow and stupid :!:

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Mr.orange wrote:
only survival guide you need is the zombie survival guide<ownage book,and evil dead :D


I've got that book, it's awesome. I have a strategy planned out in my head if it happens.
I've always wondered if the guy who wrote it is serious, it really is a detailed book :?

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Dude, my siggy before was
"zombies would be so awesome"
I passed witha Z+ and i think i only overexaggerated on one question, because i didnt quite understand it.
With the one zombie questino about that random person being attacked by zombies, I wouldn't do any of that, id make an aimed shot at one of the zombies and then RUN! that or set the fuckers on fire with my pocket axe-firebomb(the deoderant) :twisted:

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Ill use my pocket nuke :roll:

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cornholio wrote:
Ill use my pocket nuke :roll:
Youve never blown up an axe can? do it, its fun

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500,000 Million in the U.S. in total?

Let's do an equation:

Let y be the number of bullets, z is your fatigue, and x is the amount of days your alive.

So...

y((2x)+2z^-.(22/7))^2 = 500,000 Million Dead

# of weapons / fatigue multiplied by pi in consideration of the circumference and surface area of your foot vs. floor / to the power of two because of the chances of your survival, which are low (this ensures that the lowest probability of your survival is input).

So, implement the powers to the equation, and then factor out the 4. Divide both sides by 4 and then combine like terms. Afterwards, subtract z^2-22/7 from both sides of the equation. Then divide both sides of the equation by 2y, and take the square root of both sides of the equation. Lastly, simplify.

y((2x)+2z^-(22/7))^2=500,000 Million Dead

2y(x^2)+z^2-(22/7)=125000

2yx^2-22/7+z^2=125000

2yx^2=875022/7-z^2

x^2=((875022/7)-z^2)/2y

x=SQUARE ROOT OF ((875022/7)-z^2/2y

x=SQUARE ROOT OF ((2(875022/7)-z^2)/y)/2


So no, not really - with a little bit of practice it's quite simple really.

Not kidding about the math either, check it if you want.




why the hell would you take the time to do that ha
and some people need to watch some zombie movies before they say something dumb :)


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JcP wrote:
Mr.orange wrote:
only survival guide you need is the zombie survival guide<ownage book,and evil dead :D


I've got that book, it's awesome. I have a strategy planned out in my head if it happens.
I've always wondered if the guy who wrote it is serious, it really is a detailed book :?


it seems very professional, i picked up alot of tips i.e:guns are loud and heavy and are useless when empty against a zombie


trench knife ftw

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
HAHAH they would burn to death here in vegas when its summer time. If zombies do attack us i hope they are slow and stupid :!:


Have you not seen Resident Evil: Extinction, it takes place in Vegas, during the summer and let's just say Zombies don't burn easily.


But even if they can't breathe, the human body is 70-80% water, and saying that their undead they still have water.

Possibility of freezing in temperatures of -35+Windchill? Pretty likely...

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
HAHAH they would burn to death here in vegas when its summer time. If zombies do attack us i hope they are slow and stupid :!:


Have you not seen Resident Evil: Extinction, it takes place in Vegas, during the summer and let's just say Zombies don't burn easily.


I thought RE: extinction sucked and its a movies...so they can make up anything

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:

I thought RE: extinction sucked and its a movies...so they can make up anything


Yah, I didn't like it either...but still :P

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