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I normally wouldn't make these kinds of topics , but this guy is really getting on my nerves.
He goes by the name of "joseabdiel14" , And im pretty sure most of you have seen him around the pub since he has been playing a lot lately.

He is not only annoying , but he randomly insults people that don't do anything to him and worst of all , He Kills his own teammates .

Today in the pub , while we were on crazytank3 , he kept crashing boats into teammates and killing them , and I did the worst mistake of all I tked him back. Im sorry for that , I usually wouldn't do these kinds of things but this guy really got on my nerves this time. Anyways , here's a picture from today in the pub.

(Sorry if this is not the place to post this at , I just don't know who to turn to)

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Yea, I told him plenty of times to shut up but he wont do so.

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Yeah, this guy has already been banned once for a while if im right,

Doesn't listen to members, won't be quite. uses the mic to much.

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Oh man---Where do I even start on this one?

Just about everybody in this clan knows that fuckers like joseabdiel14 have a habit of turning me into a newbie-eating-Dr.Cox-like-machine. Yes, I'm refferencing Scrubs.

He TK's...A LOOOOT. He whines...A LOOOOT. "You ganged me! You killed me! You took my kill! I can't get laid! I'm a prepubescent teen! My clit hurts!" Dear god; Joseabdiel, if you're vag hurts so much, clean the sand out. Ganging is a part of the game, it happens. It's like blocking on a surf map; It's not always intentional. It was never YOUR kill. It never had your name on it. You don't get dibs on it like the first pancakes in the morning that mommy makes you. And if I "took it", that means it's now MINE. Find a different one.

Doesn't listen to members? Isn't that what I've been saying about him all along? Mic spams? GIVING CHILDREN COMPUTER MICROPHONES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.

If joseabdiel14 were to be banned permanently right now, it would not be too soon.

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

yea swears a lot over the mic, says some inappropriate things, bannable? IMO i dont think so, just cut his mic off in game and its all good.

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And I really HATE it that when I go on the pub , I have to turn off my speakers for a fucking piece of shit like him.

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You weren't here before all this...He was just as bad, if not worse...His reoccuring offenses make it very worth while to me...Plus, we rebind keys all the time, but eventually they figure it out.

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

imagine swat with a mic but yeah, jose is a pain in the ass, in scoutzknivez everytime he died....EVERYTIME he said "what the fuck was that?! how the fuck did i die!? who the fuck killed me?! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" swear to god, it's like he has tourettes syndrome or something

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i kick him for fun.


yes. i abuse my admin on him. he annoys me to no end.

i do not like this kid at all.

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i think i can sum him up all in one word


DOUCHE

hate to say it but its the truth

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.:Splak|Infamous

wow he only got -4 on crazytank?thats the best ive seen him

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Fun Fact: "Beer Can" pronounced with an English Accent is "bacon" pronounced in Jamaican

BTW I took that screenshot after he got a few kills , but I remember his score being more then -7.

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Believe me, I've seen him at worse than that. I seem to recall a particular incident on a scoutsknives map...-21? Something along those lines.

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

i no i have o busniss in posting this but yeah wat a dick...not a banana dick but a small...tiny dick....and he makes fun of my name and he kept tkin me so i tk him and he was like "bann banana dick" or sumtin like that oh and to piss him off, gang him or awp em and he gets reeeeeaaal pissed rofl

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.