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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:16 am 
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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.
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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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This is a fake article btw, but still good reading.

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Cornholio wrote:
blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.
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Yeah, has to be fake, there aren't 42 midgets in cambodia...

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Made me a little woozy at the loosing limbs :oops: lol

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Yeah, has to be fake, there aren't 42 midgets in cambodia...


how do YOU know

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

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Ok, that is going to my splak.net/funny folder

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Cornholio wrote:
blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPGA3vjMLgE

I was listening to that when I read it, and damnit all, it felt right. I'd totally buy tickets to that, Even though it's like the worst thing ever imagined. Thats probably the one time in all of history 42 midgets will ever be mauled by a lion and you could have a chance to watch.
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Lawl @ cole, What is more awesome than a t-rex flying a f-22 raptor?

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

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