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.:Splak|Cornholio / Administrator



"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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Aye^

Look on, wee l'il ones. Thar be a real man.

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

I can't play Contra for crap. Even with a friend we both fail.

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Asian² =] - TF2, GMod (Source Engine)
Asian No.2 =] CZ, 1.6 (HL Engine)



"FALCON PAWNCH!"
"FALCON KEECK!"
"Raptor boost..."

"Listen to my story. This may be our last chance."
- Tidus, FFX

guitar hero the last 1. (not the world tour..) for xbox 360.. w/ the guitar..
10/10 on easy rlly.. i failed at dream on on easy...

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.:Skeet|RoMoDaNn AKA .:Skeet|Gotwrong

Quote:

Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL

wonderbread wrote:

Randy wrote:

If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:

"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

Quote:

"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

Quote:

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces

I dare any of you to play Condemned 2: Bloodshot. and NOT shit your pants when a motherfucking INFECTED BEAR breaks through a WALL to RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT YOU.

Me and my buddies at 17 screamed like little girls when it happened. God it was awesome.

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RIP Billy Mays
You are missed.

Where you high?
Left4Dead is probably the scariest game to play online when your high.

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.:Splak|Crazy Monkey
RED TANK!!!!!!!
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse." and "i helped my friend jack off a horse."

You mean this part?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PZ0cai9NsI

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.:Splak|Cornholio / Administrator



"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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LMFAOOOOO.^^^

that was so awesome

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http://www.formspring.me/yaseenrazeq
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

What the fuck. Ninja bear.

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[quote="
.:Splak|DorkyGurl [boatsN'hoes]"]
no im a 40 year old flaming homosexual! [/quote]

Oregon Trail. Unbeatable.

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.:Splak| ]V[av

Are you shitting me? I used to get the whole family through after they'd all been bitten by snakes and then I put them on the lowest rations.


Real men play Contra.

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.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

Oh god! except we didnt look through the crack to see that it was a bear, we just heard the growling. I thought it was wolves or something, the second before the bear breaks through the wall or w/e my friend goes "Sounds like a bear- OOOOOOO WAT THE SHIT(high pitched voice)"

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RIP Billy Mays
You are missed.

Life.

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.:Splak|JamesBond

like "The game of Life" or are you like about the life you live?

if its the life you live, not you personally, then thats not a game. its the 1 life you have, so make the best of it.

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.:Splak|StoRk


ColeLT1 - Wyatt talked like that before it was cool